You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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