he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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