saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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