so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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