I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize