i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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