I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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