North Korea, Best Korea!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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