What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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