I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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