Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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