yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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