ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
