my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cut my penus on the lid.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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