Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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