can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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