Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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