Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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