A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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