at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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