Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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