redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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