Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize