Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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