what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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