Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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