was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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