READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
im on a boat
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