butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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