So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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