Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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