id be glad to
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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