I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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