the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think I died a long time ago.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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