I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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