if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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