Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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