There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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