he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
