nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
