I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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