im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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