Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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