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• (310): View more from California

  so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  This girl wants me to lick her pits

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  pits??

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  Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though

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• (818): View more from California

  I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads

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  Like Teddy Roosevelt

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• (207): View more from Maine

  When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.

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  That's not what Jesus is for

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• (585): View more from New York

  Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.

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  How high are you?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?

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  4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee

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• (713): View more from Texas

  No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It was great. He never spoke.

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  That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.

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