are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
