she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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