She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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Goodbee
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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