Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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