On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
This show inspires me to have sex in space
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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