But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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