He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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