Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
