We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish I could punch you in the face.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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