If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Randomize
