Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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