Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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