Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
bring money and cleavage
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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