Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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