Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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