i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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